*sigh*

Mom says I gotta tell you that my poopy sister blogged on Mom's blog today. *sigh*
Ok, I told you. Can I go now?

Poopy Sister

Mini hasn't been feelin so good. She's got tummy n innards trouble. Not that it's somefin new, but it's worser than usual the last month or so. The v-e-t says it might be IBS, whatever that is. Irritable somefin. Well she's really irritable when she feels icky.

Today she even pooped on Mom!!! Oh boy, Mom wasn't too happy about that. She was awful nice to Mini anyways, tho, cuz she's an understandin Mom. She told Mini not to poop on her, but she didn't even yell! Then -- and this part made Mini mad -- Mom cleaned off Mini's butt! Nope, Mini didn't like that at all. I think Mini got off easy tho, with just a butt cleanin and not yellin or smackin. Lotsa beans woulda yelled and smacked. I guess, I have a poopy sister like Edsel does. *sigh* I just hope she doesn't poop on me. I'd yell and pop her on whatever part I could reach!

Mini's got an appointment with the v-e-t tomorrow. Mom says they're gonna draw Mini's blood. How do they look inside to see what her blood looks like to draw it? Do they draw it with a pen or a pencil? I'm not sure I wanna know.

PS. Edsel's Mom is not feelin good and hadta go to the horsepittle. She's home now but she's gotta get tested by the bean v-e-t and stuff. Please say purrayers and other nice stuff for her. And telerport over to Edsel's if he needs company while his Mom's bein tested and stuff. I bet with all of us we can keep Edsel good company!

Furry Relieved Tuxedo Gun Moll

Ohhhhhhh I'm so happy! Edsel was hidin out in the Piney Woods with Mistrie and Patches and Mittens and their Mom. :) Well they're such wonderful friends I know he's all ok and safe up there. They said he's goin home now tho. I know Edselsmom will be happy to see him. (Thanks Edselsmom for lettin me know!) I will be too of course cuz I luvs my Tuxedo Gangster lots. :) :) I'm soooooooooooo happy Edsel's ok. Thanks effurry cat for yalls good wishes for Edsel!

Furry Worried Tuxedo Gun Moll

I'm furry worried bout my Tuxedo Gangster Edsel. :( He couldn't get me on the phone cuz of bad reception in the basement where he was hiding. :( And now it looks like he's runned away cuz of the mean customs purrson! I hope he's comin down to see me. We'll hide him from the mean customs purrson. And I'll give him lotsa russianless white russians. But I'm furry furry worried cuz I don't know where he is. Maybe he's stopped at Oreo's on the way. Edsel, if you see this, please let me know you're ok. Anybody, if you see Edsel, please let me know he's ok.

Edsel, where are you????

I Gotted It!

This is the email I sent Finnegan and Buddy cuz I gotted my prize for stumpin the most cats in their Pawtrait contest.

Dear Finnegan and Buddy,

I got it! I got my Pawtrait Stumper Prize! Oh wow yummmmmmm yummy treatsies! And I don't even gotta share them with Sanjee and Mini cuz I won them all by myself! (Well, I shared anyway, but it's nice to know I don't gotta!) And a
certificate too! Grandma framed it for me. :) So now I can hang it on the wall
with my pictures and stuff. :) And wow that's a neato frame with my name on it!
I've never had anyfing with my name on it before. That's so wunnderful.
Grandma and Mom said yall are such nice gentleman cats cuz yall put Miss Boni
Maroni on the package. hehehe They're right! Thank you so much very lots much
for the nifty prizes!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs :)
Boni

Now I gotta go find out what my Tuxedo Gangster is in trouble with customs about. Fat Eric left me a note and I just saw it. (Thanks Eric!) I really gotta catch up. I wish Mom wasn't on the puter so much.

Bird Tag

Edsel, my Tuxedo Gangster, tagged me in the bird tag game to name my 10 favorite birds. I don't got pictures of them all but they aren't so weird birds.

1) Chicken YUM!
2) Turkey YUM!
3) Robins, cuz they're named after my Mom
4) Cardinals, cuz they're Edsel's top bird on his list
5) Sparrows, cuz Pepi is good at catchin them)
6) Blue Jays, but only if I'm in the house cuz they're mean
7) Woodpeckers
8, 9, 10) Edsel's other birds hehehe I don't know the names of most of the birds I see. Mom won't tell me. No fair!

I think we should all go petition Edsel's dad to give him the heating pad. *nods* I gotta find his Dad's email. I'll letcha know when I find it.