Boni Is Not As Skinny As A Stick of Macaroni

MOL Nope

2011-06-06T13:56:00.001-04:00

I am still not skinny! I am not fat like Sanjee, but I am not skinny either.
Find me and Sanjee at our other place.

Still Not Skinny

2010-01-12T09:26:00.002-05:00

I'm still not skinny as a stick of macaroni. I've gotten used to blogging with my fursibs at House of the (Mostly) Black Cats, though. It's easier. I make them do most of the work.

Still Blogging Together

2008-06-24T00:18:00.001-04:00

Yes, we're still all blogging together at the House of the (Mostly) Black Cats. It's not too bad. I sort of miss doing my own blog, though. Anyway, come visit sometime!

New Shared Blog

2006-06-16T11:03:00.000-04:00

Mom says her hands hurt from too much typin, so me and Sanjee and efurrycat gotta share a blog now. At least she made it real purrty. Come see us all at

House of the (Mostly) Black Cats blog!

That's where I'll be doin my postin from now on! Cuz Mom said so.

Almost time

2006-06-15T20:40:00.000-04:00

My Mom says that time flies when you're havin fun. We musta all be havin lotsa fun with the Catolympics torch relay cuz time flied like a real fast birdie. Now the torch is at the Catolympics Center at the Big Piney Woods! Mistrie got it from Max and taked it to by the official cauldron thingy. I'm gonna be spectator cat, but my sisfur Sanjee is in two events. I'll cheer for her of course. Then again, I'll cheer for all my furriends too. I can't wait til the opening ceremony. It's gonna be neat!

Other 'citing stuff is happening too.

Edselsmom is home! YAY! She's home ok and Edsel is furry happy to see her. I camed home from telerporting over there so he could have some special Mom time. He's been a brave cat waiting for her to get home from her operashun.

Speakin of brave cats, did you see the news about the brave kitty that wouldn't let the bear in his yard? Finnegan and Buddy posted bout it. Boy, that's one BRAVE kitty!

Yay!

2006-06-13T21:25:00.000-04:00

Edselsmom's surgery went good! Yippee! *happy kitty dances* I'm soooooooo glad. :) :) I've been telerporting back and forth to keep Edsel company and keep an eye on my sisfurs and my beans too. Phew! Lotsa work! But it's fun. I like hangin out with Tuxedo Gangster. And he was sooooooooooooooooooo happy when he got the news his Mom's surgery went good. He'll be even happier when she comes home and he can keep an eye on her. Tuxedo Gangsters are all purrtective, you know.

Back Home :)

2006-06-08T08:01:00.000-04:00

Me and Sanjee made it back home safe! We had lots of fun carryin the torch. Gree helped us find water on the way, and Pepi helped make sure it was safe to cross streets. Finny and Buddy's cousins even put up a sign for us! And their Mom's friend gave us a police escort. Finny and Buddy have piktures of all the neat stuff. The torch was enough to carry tho, so we didn't have a camera. Good thing they did! On the way back from Charlotte, we stopped in to visit our Uncle Roman. He lives near Chapel Hill. He gave us lots of scritches and yummy treats and water. And we even got to take naps on him! We woulda blogged when we got home, but we were sooooooo tired we had to have long naps. My paws are still kinda tender. Mom looked at them tho and said they're ok, just not used to such long walks. It's good to be back home. :)

We made it :)

2006-06-04T21:51:00.000-04:00

Me and Sanjee and Pepi and Gree made it to Finnegan and Buddy's house ok! I'm glad we had Pepi and Gree to help out. Pepi is an expert for figurin out when it's safe to cross streets. And Gree's a specialist in findin clean water to drink. We're all tuckered out now tho, so we gotta rest. Oh we called Mom to tell her we're ok. I'm not sure she understood all of it. Beans aren't so good with cat language. But she sounded happy to hear from us. :)

Proud Torch Bearer

2006-06-04T05:13:00.000-04:00

Me and Sanjee are heading out with the CatOlympics Torch! I'm so proud to be a torch runner! See Sanjee's blog for pictures n stuff. :)

They arrived!

2006-06-04T01:52:00.000-04:00

Smeagol and Strider brought the Cat Olympics torch here all the way from Pennsylvania and got here safe! We shared yummy crunchies and stinky goodness (Mom got some special for their visit!) and lotsa water. It's been lotsa fun to see Smeagol and Strider! They are very handsome and nice kitties. Mini was especially happy to meet them cuz they were her Secret Paw!

Then we all rested up cuz Smeagol and Strider had to head home and me and Sanjee have to get up in the morning and take the torch on to Finnegan and Buddy in North Carolina. They live near our Uncle, so we may stop and see him on the way back.

Check Sanjee's blog for our Torch Relay Trip when we leave!

Unpoopy Sister :)

2006-06-03T05:44:00.000-04:00

Mini's feelin better :) She's not likin havin to take her pills. But she's not poopy any more and her tummy isn't queasy. So that's a good good thing. She's been tryin to hog Mom's lap tho. Oh well, at least she's feelin better. :)

Edsel's Mom is havin surgery on June 12. A bunch of us kitties are gonna do a healing chain started by Patches and Mittens for her. We like lookin after all our Moms and Dads and other beans. :) Patches and Mittens are so nice to start the healin chain! We dunno what time exactly yet, but purrayers for Edsel's Mom and Edsel and his whole family are very good right now. It's hard when Mom is sick!!! Me and Sanjee and Mini and Mom and Grandma are all sayin purrayers and crossin our paws that she gets help and gets all better fast, and that Edsel and his Dad and sister and efurrybody doesn't worry too too much.

sigh

2006-05-25T14:03:00.000-04:00

Mom says I gotta tell you that my poopy sister blogged on Mom's blog today. *sigh*
Ok, I told you. Can I go now?

Poopy Sister

2006-05-22T20:24:00.000-04:00

Mini hasn't been feelin so good. She's got tummy n innards trouble. Not that it's somefin new, but it's worser than usual the last month or so. The v-e-t says it might be IBS, whatever that is. Irritable somefin. Well she's really irritable when she feels icky.

Today she even pooped on Mom!!! Oh boy, Mom wasn't too happy about that. She was awful nice to Mini anyways, tho, cuz she's an understandin Mom. She told Mini not to poop on her, but she didn't even yell! Then -- and this part made Mini mad -- Mom cleaned off Mini's butt! Nope, Mini didn't like that at all. I think Mini got off easy tho, with just a butt cleanin and not yellin or smackin. Lotsa beans woulda yelled and smacked. I guess, I have a poopy sister like Edsel does. *sigh* I just hope she doesn't poop on me. I'd yell and pop her on whatever part I could reach!

Mini's got an appointment with the v-e-t tomorrow. Mom says they're gonna draw Mini's blood. How do they look inside to see what her blood looks like to draw it? Do they draw it with a pen or a pencil? I'm not sure I wanna know.

PS. Edsel's Mom is not feelin good and hadta go to the horsepittle. She's home now but she's gotta get tested by the bean v-e-t and stuff. Please say purrayers and other nice stuff for her. And telerport over to Edsel's if he needs company while his Mom's bein tested and stuff. I bet with all of us we can keep Edsel good company!

Furry Relieved Tuxedo Gun Moll

2006-05-17T22:46:00.000-04:00

Ohhhhhhh I'm so happy! Edsel was hidin out in the Piney Woods with Mistrie and Patches and Mittens and their Mom. :) Well they're such wonderful friends I know he's all ok and safe up there. They said he's goin home now tho. I know Edselsmom will be happy to see him. (Thanks Edselsmom for lettin me know!) I will be too of course cuz I luvs my Tuxedo Gangster lots. :) :) I'm soooooooooooo happy Edsel's ok. Thanks effurry cat for yalls good wishes for Edsel!

Furry Worried Tuxedo Gun Moll

2006-05-17T11:05:00.000-04:00

I'm furry worried bout my Tuxedo Gangster Edsel. :( He couldn't get me on the phone cuz of bad reception in the basement where he was hiding. :( And now it looks like he's runned away cuz of the mean customs purrson! I hope he's comin down to see me. We'll hide him from the mean customs purrson. And I'll give him lotsa russianless white russians. But I'm furry furry worried cuz I don't know where he is. Maybe he's stopped at Oreo's on the way. Edsel, if you see this, please let me know you're ok. Anybody, if you see Edsel, please let me know he's ok.

Edsel, where are you????

I Gotted It!

2006-05-15T05:11:00.000-04:00

This is the email I sent Finnegan and Buddy cuz I gotted my prize for stumpin the most cats in their Pawtrait contest.

Dear Finnegan and Buddy,

I got it! I got my Pawtrait Stumper Prize! Oh wow yummmmmmm yummy treatsies! And I don't even gotta share them with Sanjee and Mini cuz I won them all by myself! (Well, I shared anyway, but it's nice to know I don't gotta!) And a
certificate too! Grandma framed it for me. :) So now I can hang it on the wall
with my pictures and stuff. :) And wow that's a neato frame with my name on it!
I've never had anyfing with my name on it before. That's so wunnderful.
Grandma and Mom said yall are such nice gentleman cats cuz yall put Miss Boni
Maroni on the package. hehehe They're right! Thank you so much very lots much
for the nifty prizes!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs :)
Boni

Now I gotta go find out what my Tuxedo Gangster is in trouble with customs about. Fat Eric left me a note and I just saw it. (Thanks Eric!) I really gotta catch up. I wish Mom wasn't on the puter so much.

Bird Tag

2006-05-07T19:01:00.000-04:00

Edsel, my Tuxedo Gangster, tagged me in the bird tag game to name my 10 favorite birds. I don't got pictures of them all but they aren't so weird birds.

1) Chicken YUM!
2) Turkey YUM!
3) Robins, cuz they're named after my Mom
4) Cardinals, cuz they're Edsel's top bird on his list
5) Sparrows, cuz Pepi is good at catchin them)
6) Blue Jays, but only if I'm in the house cuz they're mean
7) Woodpeckers
8, 9, 10) Edsel's other birds hehehe I don't know the names of most of the birds I see. Mom won't tell me. No fair!

I think we should all go petition Edsel's dad to give him the heating pad. *nods* I gotta find his Dad's email. I'll letcha know when I find it.

I'm up to something too!

2006-04-28T21:43:00.000-04:00

I'm going to make a cationary for us at Cat Blogosphere. Then if there's a new cat who doesn't know bloggin cat words yet, they can find out. :) Plus it may help the beans out a lot. We know they don't speak meow too well, so I bet they don't know many bloggin cat words either. I'm going to try to collect all the favorite words from blogs, but I might miss some. So if you can, just email me any you think of! You can email me at (it's a pic, so creepos don't steal my email with a machine, so you gotta type it in, sorry).

Up to Something

2006-04-27T15:47:00.000-04:00

I knew Sanjee was up to something. I just knew it!

Puter Hog Alert!

2006-04-25T00:52:00.000-04:00

Mom's been a puter hog. She thinks it's her puter! Silly bean. :)

Edsel, my Tuxedo Gangster (i'm his Tuxedo Gun Moll), tagged me, so I'd better catch up. My favorite bloggin cat words are:

beans: human beings, and I think Timmy (my Tuxie twin) started that.
hide-i-ness: even tho I don't see it used much. It's a state of hiding! I don't remember where that came from tho.
kitty crack: catnip! Max started that.
TLO: Two Legged One (human bean). I feel real bad I can't remember who started that. I know it was a bloggin cat. But my brain is actin like a bean brain! Oh no!

I'm not sure who to tag. I guess whoever wants to play. I gotta go read and catch up while Mom's not hogging the puter!

Happy Easter :)

2006-04-16T13:11:00.000-04:00

Happy Easter Effurybody!

A Letter

2006-04-14T13:13:00.000-04:00

Mom wrote us a letter on her blog. I'm not sure this is good. I think Sanjee's in BIG TROUBLE. And I think I'd better not practice medicine without a license or no more nip for me. That'd be bad.

Well, at least Mom's feelin better enough to write us a letter. :)

Mom Update

2006-04-13T08:54:00.000-04:00

Thanks effurycat. Mom's gonna be ok, she says. She still looks kinda greenish from the stripped throat, but she must be feelin better cuz she got up and got dressed this morning! That's a good sign. It's never a good sign when she wears her robe all day like she's been doin the last few days. I still don't understand why she doesn't just grow nice fur and wear that. But she's a bean, they can't help but be a bit weird. I'm glad she's feelin better tho!

Tail Pullin isn't Always Bad

2006-04-11T23:01:00.000-04:00

The Calico Girls had a fun party to celebrate their new look on their blog. And they got a funny picture of Edsel flirtin with me pullin my tail while we were dancin! Crazy Mom said it was like dippin pigtails in inkwells. I say she's crazy cuz my tail doesn't look anything like a pig's tail! I'm not sure what an inkwell is, but it must be somethin to do with pigs. We had lotsa fun tho. :)

Maybe Mom's crazy cuz she stripped her throat. Apparently a stripped throat looks like hamburger. The bean vet used very technical words Mom said. "Your throat is very icky," is what the bean vet said. Well I coulda looked in there and told Mom that. She coulda paid me in catnip, even. I'm with Sanjee tho: I'm not prying Mom's mouth open and stuffin pills in neither. I'll sit on her and purr to make her better tho.

Secret Paws!

2006-04-03T17:36:00.000-04:00

The flashy thing finally recovered and lookie what I got! Knightly was my Secret Paw and he's a super duper Secret Paw!

Wow! The box is stuffed full!

A neato toy and treats too!!!

Those feathers look tasty!

You mean these are ALL for me!!! WOW!!!

And they're my favorite flavor!!! YUMMY!

Mini offered to help me eat my treats. Um, no thanks, Mini.

Thank you, Knightly!!!

PS. Mini's Secret Paws are on Mom's blog.
Oh, we had a storm so Mom didn't get Mini's piktures up til late late. She said sorry and somethin about talkin to the weather man about it.

It's the Day!

2006-04-01T13:08:00.000-05:00

I gotted my Secret Paws pressie in the mail now too, so me and Mini and Sanjee all have ours. Mom says we can open them today! First the silly flashy thing has to recharge tho. Mom said that it would be nice so our Secret Paws can see us havin fun with our goodies. I think Mom's right about that. It's fun seein what all the poodins and bunnies and effurybody gets. I can't wait til the flashy thing recharges! I'll let ya know what's in my package once it does.

Me n Mini Got Toys Too

2006-03-29T20:17:00.000-05:00

I was so distracted by the icky old carrier and the V-E-T I forgot to tsay thanks to Beau for my pressies! I'm sorry Beau! Mini says thanks you too. Here's the piktures Mom took. She really loves that flashy things sometimes! I'm not gonna put all the piktures here cuz I'm afraid I'd break blogger!

I picked out my toy first and took it away so Mini wouldn't grab it! It smelled soooooooooo yummy. It's all full of catnip!!!

I just had to rub all over it. I just couldn't help myself!

Mini picked out the cool ball. She tooked it up on Mom's desk and played with it. She even taught Mom how to fetch!

See there's Sanjee's mousie too! She took it downstairs. Then we just hopped up and down cuz we saw there was Stinky Goodness too! Mom said oh no we'd get corrupted. Do you think she knew we'd burp or something?

Thanks again Beau!

Ack, It Was For Me

2006-03-23T18:30:00.000-05:00

I was afraid the carrier was for me, and it was! Yuk! Mom sneaked up on me and stuffed me in it. That wasn't so bad. But I was so scared the new lady would be there and would try to pour me out when we got there. So I sat all still and quiet and hoped Mom would forget about the V-E-T and maybe just go somewhere else instead. No luck there!

But I did have some luck. Susan, the nice smart lady helper at the V-E-T didn't try to pour me out of the carrier. And I got to see Dr. Z who's my favorite doktor because he's always nice. Well, cept for stabbing me and stuff. But they all do that. He looked at my teeth and in my ears and stuff, but he only stabbed me once! He said that my ray-bees would be ok for 3 years now. Well, I'm glad my ray-bees are ok, but I'd rather not get stabbed. He said my biggest problem is that I need a new name cuz I'm not "boney" any more. Well a course not! We eat good round here! I want to keep my name tho. I like it. And it goes with the Boni Maroni song too.

So I'm all ok and just got stabbed once and that's not too bad. Mom gave me treats when we got home and said I was a very good girl. She still hasn't put the carrier away tho. I hope I don't have to go anywhere tomorrow.

The Scarier Carrier

2006-03-22T22:19:00.000-05:00

The cat carrier just showed up in the living room. This can not be a good sign.

I hope that doesn't mean I have to go to the V-E-T. Last time I was there they had a new lady helpin. The new lady grabbed and picked up my carrier and tried to POUR me out the front like I was a niptini!!! Can you imagine! One leg got stuck and it hurted lots so I screamed really loud. And Mom came to my rescue. She putted my carrier back down and told the new lady not to hurt me any more. :) Yay Mom! Then the smarter Doktor came in and showed the new lady how to take the top off the carrier so I didn't need pouring out. Yay Smarter Doktor!

I'm afraid the new lady didn't learn tho, so I'm not wanting to go back there. I hope it's Mini's turn. Or Sanjee's. Or even Mom's! But not me. I don't want to go.

Fun Party :)

2006-03-19T13:56:00.000-05:00

Mini and I had fun at Finny's Purrthday and St. Patrick's Day party! Mini danced up a storm with Miles. I didn't even know she could dance! Mini and Miles started a nappile after they danced and had some nip. I didn't get to see Edsel (boo) because he was busy helpin his mom. I got to dance with my Tuxedo Twin Timmy tho, and that was fun. Later he turned into a lamp with a lampshade on his head and that was funny. I hope he didn't have too bad a hangover. There was lots of niptinis and meowgaritas and green beer. I think somecat fell into the green beer, but I'm not sure who. I served the russianless White Russians and that was fun. Somehow they got a reputation for being strong, but I know I didn't put anything in them but catmilk! That didn't seem too strong to me. Maybe anything seems strong after enough niptinis. I had to leave 'fore the party was over cuz I had to guard the house while Mom and Grandma rescued Mom's uncle from a party he got dragged to by the guy who was sposed to give him a ride home from work. They took so long gettin home that I didn't get back to the party. You don't think it could have been the niptinis fault do you? Anyways, it was lots of fun. Thanks Finny and Buddy for hosting a great party!

We're Ready!

2006-03-17T22:12:00.000-05:00

Finally! Sanjee was goin to get more nip for the party and I think she fell into the catnip drawer. Oopsy! hehehe Mini's got her gigantic green pouch of nip ready. (Looks like she wasn't going to share with Sanjee, silly sisters.)

And I got the Catmilk Style White Russians minus the Russian on a green tray. Plus more in my cooler you can't see in this pikture. I couldn't find a green apron tho. I hope Edsel's not upset.

Here we go!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2006-03-17T13:06:00.000-05:00

Happy St. Patrick's Day effurybody! Me and Sanjee are goin to Finny and Buddy's party to celebrate St. Patrick's AND Finny's purrthday. (Happy Purrthday Finny!). I'm gonna try to find a green organza apron, or somethin green for an apron, cuz I'm gonna bring White Russians minus the Russian to serve. I'm makin them outta special cat milk so they're not hard on anycat's tummy.

Mom says that for St. Patricks most drinks are colored green. I don't think I'd want a Green Russian tho. Ick! Altho, I hafta say that I don't think Mom knows any green Russians she'd want to stick in the drinks.

See you guys at the party!

Catnip Special at Catnipetc!

2006-03-16T14:39:00.000-05:00

Lookie effurybody! Catnipetc is havin a Lucky Irish Sale! Get free nip when you buys stuff. Sanjee's already figured out how to turn on Grandma's puter and is shopping. I don't think Mom's noticed yet that her wallet isn't in her purse now. I think I'm gonna go down and make sure Sanjee orders me the stuff I want too. Maybe we'll even order Mini something. I hope Mom's credit card is good.

PS Thanks effurybody for your nice notes bout Sit on Mom day. I wrote yall back notes in the comments too. :)

Sit on Mom Day

2006-03-12T12:13:00.000-05:00

Today is Sit on Mom Day at our house. Mom got an email this morning that made her very sad and she boohoo'd a lot. It was about some people bein mean. We don't like it when Mom's sad, so we made it Sit on Mom Day. Sanjee's sittin on Mom while I'm postin. Then it's my turn. Then it's Mini's turn, altho, knowing Mini she may sleep on Mom instead of sittin on her. But it makes Mom smile and feel better when we sit on her. So that's where we are today! Purrrs and tail-waves to our friends in the kitty bloggosphere!

Famous Cuz of An Apron I Don't Have Yet

2006-03-08T01:35:00.000-05:00

Edsel commented on my last post:
lookit, lookit! i just did a search on MSN for "white organza apron" (thoughtful guy that i am) and the FIRST thing that came up is "Boni Is Not as Skinny As A Stick of Macaroni" hahahahaha! you're famous 'cause of your apron!!

That is way way weird. I don't even have that apron yet and I'm already famous for it!!! Is this gonna use up the 15 minutes of fame my Mom says everyone gets? I had to check tho, and it comes up 6th on Yahoo even. Oh gosh. I didn't even know I was on search engines. I can see the headlines now "Tuxedo Gun Moll Cat Famous for Apron" Oh gee. hehehe I'm giggling so hard I'm gonna fall off Mom's lap so I'd better stop typin.

Apron???

2006-03-05T18:36:00.000-05:00

Edsel asked if I'd wear a white organza apron to his party this summer to serve drinks, since servin drinks is what gun molls do. Well I didn't know what an apron was or an organza. So I had to go google them. Wow, there's lotsa kinds of aprons and you know what? Most of them are naughty!!! I looked and looked and maybe this is the kinda apron he was talkin about. It comes from this place by the way!I think that outfit looks kinda hot for a summer party tho. But the apron by itself wouldn't be so bad. I'm just not sure about wearing anything but my tuxedo.

This is organza. It's see through! Now why would anybody wear an apron you can see through?!?! Why bother wearin something you can see through anyways? I just don't understand.

White Russian

2006-03-02T12:47:00.000-05:00

Patches was confused about the White Russian stuff, so I thought I'd help out. Since I'm Edsel's Tuxedo Gun Moll, it's my job to serve drinks. And Edsel wanted a White Russian minus the "Russian".This is a White Russian. It's made with vodka and coffee liqueur (those are the "Russian" part) and MILK or half and half.

And this is the Russian that Mom wanted to get to make a White Russian! Silly Mom! (Ok, he's a good skater, but I bet he don't want to be stuffed in a glass.)

I hope that helps with the mystery! :)

Extra Treats!

2006-02-28T17:30:00.000-05:00

Mom finally got her last hurty tooth all fixed up. She was so happy she gave us EXTRA TREATS! Woo hoo! Whiskas Temptations are my favorite treats, too! And Savoury Salmon is my favorite flavor. (See in the picture which is Mini's favorite flavor -- whatever flavor is in front of her!)

Mom wasn't too happy, though, about having to mail Edsel a White Russian, even minus the Russian. She was all ready to go cat-staff-nap that skater guy Plushy-enko and put him in the drink, I think!!! Silly staff. She did get the "white" tho and now she just has to figure out how to mail it. Otherwise I'll have to drag it up there myself. What's a Tuxedo Gun Moll to do?

Happy Purrthday Grandma Cat!

2006-02-25T11:25:00.000-05:00

We've been busy! Mom hasn't been feeling so good, even tho she was on vacation. (But she said not to talk bout that much because yall "are surely sick of hearing that".) Even tho Mom wasn't chipper-like, Uncle Roman came to visit AND it was Grandma Cat's purrthday! And we had lots of fun.

See? Me and Mini helped Grandma open some of her purrthday pressies.

We liked having Uncle Roman around. Mini especially thought he was good to sleep on. See her sleepin on his feet in the picture? That's me on the bag. I do like bags, but not quite as much as Sanjee does.

Happy Valentine's Day!

2006-02-14T16:36:00.000-05:00

Got Caught and Funny Tag

2006-02-11T09:05:00.000-05:00

I got caught. Mom caught me grooming Mini. I tried to make like I was just licking something off my nose or something, but I don't think it worked. It just made me look funny with my tongue stickin out when the flashy thing went off.

And Derby caught me too! Derby tagged me!

Here are the rules:

1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.

I think I'll hide her catnip mouse when she's not looking sometime.

I tag Oreo, Charlie, Snoodleroo, Mia & Ghost, and Edsel, and anycat else who wants to play along. :) If I tagged you when you already been tagged, sorry!

The real funny thing bout this tag game is that my 23rd post was when I was tagged for another game, bout some of my favorite stuff. Weird how that worked out. Mom says it was sin-kro-niss-ity.

2006-02-09T13:16:00.000-05:00

Whatcha got Mom?

2006-02-09T00:25:00.000-05:00

I finally got the really cool banners up on Catnip Anonymous. Thanks Timmy and his Mom and DivaKitty and her Mom! Now I gotta get them on my blog. A kitty's work is never done! Maybe I'll go have some catnip instead.

Cure for the Flashy Thing

2006-02-04T06:28:00.000-05:00

This keeps the flashy thing out of my eyes.

2006-02-03T04:45:00.000-05:00

Yep, I can lick my nose too!

I finally found the proof!

2006-02-01T14:33:00.000-05:00

Mom said TWO MINUTES to blog then she's got to work. I hate her work. It interferes with my blogging. Mom got back from the place the nice doktor sent her for tests. She grumbled some about them trying to make her pass out, but she seems ok. She smelled like Gree, though, when she got home, so I'm not sure if she really went for a test or if she just hung out with Gree. Since she says it'll be like a jillion sleeps til she gets the test results back, I suspect maybe she just played with Gree and is really havin the tests later. Cept she doesn't fib much. Well, about presents that are hidden and stuff, she fibs about them. I'll go meditate on all that and see if I can figure it out, cuz my two minutes are up and Mom is getting ready to steal the pu.......

Make Your Pinion Known - Go Vote

2006-01-31T22:03:00.000-05:00

Several of my good friends got nominations for Best So Far Blog Awards January 2006! Yay! This fun award is hosted by Lyn at BlogginOutLoud which is real nice of her.

The polls are open through February 4, 10pm CST. There are categories for different types of blogs like pets (that's my friends!), politics (yuk!), personal (aren't the pet blogs personal???), and others. Please go visit and vote for a friend's blog! I'm gonna!

2006-01-30T04:05:00.000-05:00

Phew! Mom calmed down about the eejit doktor that Sanjee mentioned. I've been working on the Catnip Anonymous page, myself, around going to the Napathon. I'll let you guys know when we've got some stuff the site for ya :) Now I have to take a nap. This site makin is tiring stuff.

2006-01-26T19:37:00.000-05:00

Mom got this in her email and it was called Best Positions in Bed. She laughed a lot. :)

Catnip Anonymous

2006-01-22T18:28:00.000-05:00

Mom says that cigarette companies have to have stuff saying about quitting smoking and that since we sell catnip on her site, we also have to have stuff about dealing with catnip addiction. So I volunteered to do it cuz Mini's lazy and Sanjee won't admit she's a niphead.

First thing I did was start a catnip anonymous blog. Efurrybody is invited to come visit and join up. Specially nipheads, like somecats I won't name here.

Next I'll do a website. But I gotta get Mom's help with that. This HTML stuff is too much bother for me.

Tuxie Bear and Stand Up and Get Linked!

2006-01-20T21:18:00.000-05:00

Looky! The momma tuxie bear is hanging out keeping an eye on the baby. And the baby tuxie bear is in a bucket or somefin! My Mom's friend Denise (lookie at her cat placemat! we got one!) visited there last weekend and she sent Mom this picture. Mom asked and Denise said I could show the picture on my blog. Wasn't that nice of her?!?! It looks like the lil tuxie bear is growin up fast. He's so cute.

Also, effurybody, stand up and get linked! I got lotsa cat (and other) friends linked. But I'm purrty sure I missed some. So if you want to be linked on my bloggie here, leave me a comment, please. I want to get effurybody linked right. I don't want any of my old or new bloggin friends left out!

PS. Sunday is Answer Your Cat's Questions Day. Who's having the big party? I'll bring the nip! Sanjee has a link to more info on the holiday.

2006-01-20T06:32:00.000-05:00

Mom started blogging and she broke the puter!!! I don't think we should let her blog at all any more if she's going to break it.

I have to say, though, that she stayed up all night and fixed it. Phew! She said a lot of bad words, though. And something about overheating and fur in fans. (I would never stick MY fur in a fan. I'm afraid I'd end up sucked into the fan. Ick!) She listened to some ghost story about an opera ghost while she fixed it tho. And she sang a lot. Really loud. I had to go downstairs and hide.

The puter is fixed, tho, and Mom stopped singing and everything's ok.

I'm wondering about this Tub Hockey thing, tho. I saw something about it on Derby's Blog
and I think I have to go investigate this. I hope Jinky doesn't mind me taking over the investigating for a little bit. Let's go see what I can find out.

I Tried to Help!

2006-01-16T17:02:00.000-05:00

Mom got a real nice smelling present from a nice lady who makes soaps and stuff. (Ok, the lady also sent Mom earrings she made, which Mom thinks is cool, but I still don't get that earring thing really and they didn't smell so great.) Mom was showing me her nice smelly present and she got me with the camera. I tried to help Mom open her present, but I couldn't get it open.

The tag is kinda tasty.

You want me to chew through all that frilly stuff, Mom?

Well, ok, I'll do my best.

It won't come open! Mom, you gotta use your opposable thumbs here!
PS Mom made me make this picture big enough to see that guy on the TV. She says he's cute.

2006-01-14T17:37:00.000-05:00

Angel suggested that I keep eating Mom's mouse. Merlin Shadow and KoKo said to keep knocking it off or hold it in my mouth. Mom's mouse doesn't look very tasty, tho.
I don't think it's the right kind of mouse for eating or holding in the mouth. Well, not for this cat. I may try the purrs and cuddles, tho. That is fun even if it doesn't work. And I don't want Mom to be unhappy or anything like that. I just want to be able to blog. So I'm going to go cuddle Mom and purr. Hope yall are havin a good weekend!

2006-01-10T23:52:00.000-05:00

Mom has not learned to leave the puter on for me yet. And whenever it's on, she hogs it! Humans... HMPH! They're so hard to train. Do any poodins out there have any tips for training a human bean?

2006-01-06T08:56:00.000-05:00

Sheesh. I wasn't sure I'd get to blog at all. Mom left the puter off! Bad Mom, Bad! She got ANOTHER hurty tooth tho. Next to the one that got exercised. She got medicine for it tho and it's sposed to fix this hurty tooth up. The moral surgeon said this hurty tooth can stay in, too, and that made Mom real happy. Mom says that she didn't wanna be a toothless old hag on one side. I can't figure out that. Maybe she wants to be a toothless old hag on both sides?

PS. Sanjee's Blog is up now. I dunno where it went. She's napping tho, so I thought I'd tell ya.

Mom Made It Up to Us!

2006-01-02T20:40:00.000-05:00

Now that can doesn't look so exciting. At least, I didn't think so. But when Mom opened it last night, I changed my mind!!! It smelled so good that me and Mini almost knocked each other over trying to get some. Mom said we were naughty stepping on each other and begging. But who cares!! It smelled so good we couldn't resist! And then Mom gave us each some. We didn't even have to share! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Chicken! Purrrrr Purrrrrrrrr! Yum Yum. At least as good as sushi -- no silly rice on this chicken stuff!

2006-01-01T11:32:00.000-05:00

Happy Mew Year's!
I hope yall have a really good Mew Year full of lots of chin scritches and pets and treats and naps and sunny spots and crunchies and kittycrack and stinky goodness and healthy feelin good. Or whatever it is you like best. :)

P.S. Since yall asked, I figured I'd better let you know. Mom and Grandma didn't bring me any sushi. I decided to forgive them, though, cause they did something nice. They took the extra sushis to their really great friend Milty. He gives very nice chin scritches, and he comes to visit and feed us when Mom and Grandma go to visit Uncle Roman.

2005-12-31T04:18:00.000-05:00

Grandma had a friend over today. Her friend Nita had extra legs! Metal legs! Not the kind Timmy's Grammie has. A different kind. Grandma told her friend she should visit Timmy's site and see him using his Grammie's metal legs. I thought maybe I could use Nita's extra legs (she calls them crutches) but I'm not tall enough to use both of them at the same time. So I figured I'd better just let her use them.

Mom's hurty tooth place is getting better, by the way. Mom did get a repiration infection tho, or a cold or something. The bean vet gave her pills tho and they seem to be working. Yay! She was all excited today cause she got to eat solid food. I eat solid food all the time and I don't see what the big excitement is. Well, food can be exciting. But sometimes mushy food is tastier. You know, like stinky goodness. Maybe Mom's mushy food wasn't so tasty for her.

Tomorrow Mom and Grandma are going to eat sushi. I want to go too. Mom says they won't let cats in, tho. That's so not fair. After all, sushi is sposed to be made with fish and cats love eating fish! This is a page from the place they're gonna go. It seems kind of a shame they mess the nice fish up with all that rice.

2005-12-28T02:11:00.000-05:00

Mom got her hurty tooth axed out. We been sitting on her and purring lots. I sneaked off to the puter to tell you she's ok tho. :) Thank you for your purrayers and happy thoughts. Mom says she's sore but she's not as sore as the abcess thing made her, so that's good. Grandma says to tell you that the moral surgeon said it went really good. I gotta go back and curl up with Mom. Maybe she can blog a lil and say hi tomorrow. :)

Thank You Secret Paws!!!

2005-12-25T01:22:00.000-05:00

With Mommy's hurty tooth we got our goodies but couldn't open them right away. First she made us wait til me and Mini and Sanjee all got ours. Then she felt really icky with the abcessed toothy and the brainkillers. But Christmas eve we got to open. Yay!!!

Lookie at what I got from my Secret Paw Shadow!

This is for me? All for me? Cool!

Oh lookie! A neato shiny kitty wand. I'll have to get the staff to do their job and wave it around for me. Maybe they can use those opposable thumbs to help me get it out of the package too.

Oh yes, I LIKE this LOTS!

And lookie! Shiny mousies too!

And a jingle ball! Wow! You're a super Secret Paw, Shadow!

Thank you so much Shadow!!! I love all my goodies! It's hard to decide which to play with first!

I'll try this one. Shake that stick, Grandma! Woo hoo!

It's even good to gnaw on when the staff is pooped!
Thank you thank you thank you Shadow!

And Mini got her Secret Paw stuff too! Since she's too lazy to blog (she just reads them with me!) I'll let her put her piccies on my blog.

Hi, I'm Mini. I'm Boni's and Sanjee's sister and I don't blog much. I'd rather eat and nap and play. But I read yalls blogs with Boni and that's lots of fun! Boni said I could post about how much I love my Secret Paws goodies, too! Thank you Boni.

Like Boni said, we had to wait til Christmas Eve to open our Secret Paws pressies since Mom was feeling icky from her hurty tooth and brainkillers. I sure was glad when Mom felt good enough to let us open them! Look at my pressies!

My Secret Paw was anony-mouse, but he/she is a great Secret Paw!

Is this one mine?

Help me out, Grandma! I need those thumbs of yours!

Oh, lookie! Goodies for me!

Thank you Secret Santa Paws!!!
I don't know who you are, but you're super!

Hey, aren't those Temptations things edible?
And isn't that an octopus thingy like Buddah has? Or is it Max? Or am I so excited I'm confused?

I'm not so confused that I can't try out those Temptations thingies.
They look yummy!

Oh yes, very yummy! Give me another one, Grandma!
I could eat them allllllllllllllllll. YUM YUM!

Ok, if you won't let me eat all the Temptations yummies,
I'll stop and check out this octopus toy. It looks neat but it has
this cardboard stuff stuck to it.

Thanks for gettin the cardboard off, Grandma.
But let me keep playin with it. I'm pretty sure it's NOT a HAT!!!!

Thank you soooooooooooooooo much my Secret Paw!!! I'm gonna sneak the rest of my Temptations later when Grandma isn't looking. Love, Mini

Merry Christmas and Happy RamaHanuKwanzFest!

2005-12-24T02:14:00.000-05:00

I got that "RamaHanuKwanzFest" word from The Crew's blog. It's such a cool word and a real neat way to say have a great hollyday whatever one you celebrate :) I know, and they do too, that not everycat celebrates Christmas. But I want everycat (and everybean and everydog and everybeardeddragon and everyone else) to have a really good hollyday, whatever kind they celebrate. I hope that all have a super hollyday and gets lots of love and purry things and snuggles.

Merry Christmas and Happy RamaHanuKwanzFest!

Love,
Boni Maroni
and Mini too!

No Axeing

2005-12-24T00:51:00.000-05:00

Well Mom couldn't get her tooth axed out or however they do it. (Thanks Edselsmom for letting me know that's not how they really do it!) The infection in her toothy made her get all hot and have a fever. So they said it wasn't safe to get her tooth axed out or the infection thing might really eat her brain! If that'd be worse than the brainkillers it's definitely good she didn't do it!

So us cats are going to have to watch out for brainkillers feet until Tuesday when Mom can get that demon-tooth (that's what she calls it!) exercised from her mouth. We'll be really careful. Even Mini has learned to watch out for those brainkillers feet.

The good news, tho, is that Mom said she could taste her dinner and it was good and didn't taste like kitty litter! Grandma said that means the infection is gettin better. No wonder Mom hasn't been eating much lately if all her food tasted like kitty litter. Yuk! Even if it's fresh litter that doesn't sound very good. Grandma made meatloaf tonight tho, and me and Mini got to taste a little as a treat. We agree with Mom that it tasted good. Yum! Much better than kitty litter flavored food!

Weird Hollydays Time

2005-12-22T01:37:00.000-05:00

Mom's got hurty teeth. That's not so good. The teeth doctor put her on brainkillers and I think they really killed her brain. She's been bumpin into things and even almost stepped on Sanjee today! They make her teeth not so hurty, though, so we're just being be real careful not to get near her feet while she's on the brainkillers. We're taking turns sitting on her and purring to make her feel better too. It's Mini's turn now. Mom's going to get the real bad hurty tooth hacked out of her head with an axe on Friday she said. I hope she wasn't serious about the axe part. That sounds scary! She's talking silly though, and I think it's the brainkillers because I heard Grandma say something about a "surgical tooth extraction" and I don't think they do that with an axe. I'll be real happy whem Mom's feeling all better.

Mom did get some good news today, though. Her friend who was in the hospital got to go home today. Mom was real happy about that! He's the friend with the doggies who stayed here a few days. So I bet the doggies are happy too.

Then Mom got some bad news that another friend has got heart problems. *sigh* His doctor says he'll be ok if he doesn't overdo it. I'll have to give him lessons in napping and playing instead of working all the time.

Lots of hurty beans! We've got to help these beans get better so they're not always hurty. Everycat grab a bean and sit on her or him and purr to make them feel better!

Then we got more good news! Tjadde and Steph had another baby girl! Tjadde is a friend from Sweden who met his wife Steph online and they fell in love and got married and been real happy. (See, cyberlove works sometimes real good!) Their new little girl makes 2 girls and 2 boys, so now they're even. Mom says Tjadde and Steph are likely to end up with a whole big litter of kids before they're done. Congrats Tjadde and Steph!

It's kind of weird for hollydays time but I think it's gonna all work out. Our stockings are hung by the chimney with care and Mom made some neato little Christmas decorations. And Grandma's off til next year, which is fun because we get to see her lots. And Grandma's friend with the attacked heart is getting all better. And Mom's brainkillers make her laugh a lot so there's even some good there. It's not all bad, just weird. And weird is kind of normal for us.

In case you go visit Grandcats or get too busy eating hollydays food and napping to come by again real soon, have really happy hollydays and Merry Christmas and happy solstice and good kwanzaa and happy hannukah and merry whatever other hollydays you celebrate!

Mini meows to say happy hollydays to all our blogging friends too!

2005-12-17T18:15:00.000-05:00

The dogs are gone! Yay!

Mom and Grandma drove them back to their own house. A nice man nearby them is going to look after them. So they get to be at their home and we get to be at our home.

:) PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm glad no more doggies in the house!

2005-12-15T10:25:00.000-05:00

Edsel asked why there are D O G S in the house. So I told Sanjee there was catnip in the other room and I got the puter so I can tell.

The dogs belong to my Mommy's sick friend. He's gonna be in the hospital a long time. So Mommy was gonna help out.

But, see, the back fence is broke! So Mommy can't leave them outside!!! Even with the new doghouse she got them. :(

So there's dogs in the house. And I'm SCARED! I don't like to have dogs in the house because when I lived outside dogs were mean to me. They might break down the door to the sunroom and try to eat me! So I'm gonna stay in my hidey hole and only come out when Mom can let me sit in her lap. Mom will protect me.

Mom promised she's taking the doggies to another friend this weekend. So I hope this weekend comes really fast.

2005-12-14T15:06:00.000-05:00

There are D O G S in the house!!!!! They're locked in the sunroom, but still.

Everybody run and hide!!!!

2005-12-11T18:24:00.000-05:00

Wow, it's been nuts here. Mom's friend got in the hospital (the bean hospital, not the fluffies hospital) and she had to go out of town. I didn't like that she had to leave, but she's nice and helps beans and fluffies too, and I like having a nice Mom.

Grandma's been dragging boxes all over putting Christmas stuff out. It's very purrrty. I've just been awful busy inspecting all those boxes!

Mom also got a new shipment of catnip, so we had to test that out for her. I like it!!! So do Sanjee and Mini. We approve wholeheartedly! It's organic catnip like usual, but this smells a little different. Gourmet nips each have their own distinctive smell, you know. The shipping box smelled so good from having the nip in it that I had to get in it even tho it didn't fit so good. Grandma said she wished she could find the camera. She said I looked funny in the too small box. I meowed to Grandma that she just didn't understand about nip and boxes -- two wonderful things in one! I'm not sure she understood though. I think she needs to work on her meowing.

I've gotta remind Mom that next time she has to go away for a day or two she has to leave the computer on or give us the password so we can still blog. I'll have to make myself a note.

Lucky Pepe and Gree

2005-12-06T04:33:00.000-05:00

It was snowing outside here today. It doesn't do that much. Poor Pepe and Gree, the outside cats, were in their cat house, but their poor paws were so cold when they tried to go potty or go to the food bowls. And the food bowls were filling up with snow!

This is Pepe and Gree from in the fall, just so you can see what they look like if you don't know. They're best friends.

Mom and Grandma are so nice. Mom felt sorry for Pepe and Gree being stuck outside in the snow. So she fixed up the sunroom for them! She put out a big food bowl and a big water bowl and even a litter box. Then she went and got Pepe and Gree and put them in the sun room! Pepe and Gree didn't know how to act being inside. They're not used to it. But they weren't shivering and shaking their paws any more :) Grandma is nice too. She made a bed for Pepe and Gree. So they got all comfy and snoozed on the bed Grandma made them. I don't think the outside cats want to stay inside too long, but they got a warm place out of the snow for the afternoon and the night. :)

Oh, and I wanted to show you the picture of Mommy the pirate with Mini! Sanjee wouldn't put it on her blog cuz she and Mini are always arguing. But I thought it's a cute picture.

Enquiring Cats Want to Know

2005-12-03T05:41:00.000-05:00

If Sylvester never catches the Tweety bird, how come he has such a fat tummy?

2005-11-29T11:24:00.000-05:00

Sanjee woke me up from a nap to tell me that Opus and Roscoe tagged me for this animal meme. I don't mind being tagged. But was it necessary for Sanjee to wake me up to do this meme just now??? I think she was just looking for an excuse. I think I'll hide her catnip mouse when she's not looking sometime. hehehe

Favorite place to sleep?
On a human, preferably Grandma because she sits still the longest.

Favorite music?
Mom singing the Boni Maroni song.

Favorite toy?
My Stars Mouse toy from Fat Cat, Inc.

Favorite flavor of Stinky Goodness?
I just eat crunchies and whatever bean food I can talk Grandma and Mom out of. I don't think they've ever eaten stinky goodness to share, though.

Favorite human?
That's tough. Can I have two favorite humans? Grandma and Mom!

Favorite game?
Help Mom avoid doing paperwork by dancing around on the papers.

Favorite window?
The big picture window in the living room. Grandma put my and Mini's cat beds next to it so we can lounge and keep an eye on the world at the same time.

Favorite naughty thing to do?
Me? Naughty?!? Well, I do like to scratch the nice fabric on the sofa when Mom's not looking.

By the way, what does "meme" mean? Is that like a "me! me! me!" thing? Or is it a foreign (to us Virginia cats) term? Or from outer space? Anybody know?

Whatever it is, I did it. And now I tag Gigolokitty and Sanjee and Beau. Yall are IT! (Don't call the grammar police on me for that one.)

2005-11-28T17:03:00.000-05:00

We all had a good Thanksgiving here. I hope you did too! We ate too much turkey and it must have had that sleepin drug in it like Oreo said. We all napped LOTS too. I LIKE naps. :)

I did have to help Mom out some more, though. She was doing the flashy thing taking pictures last night. So I helped out again. See?

I like helping Mom :)

2005-11-24T11:09:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving! :)

Be a Tuxedo Cat, and Other Stuff

2005-11-22T20:05:00.000-05:00

Opus and Roscoe were kinda bummed cuz they couldn't join the Tuxedo Gang. Well I thought that was awfully sad. So I went and found them tuxedos! Free ones! Online! You can get your free tuxedo here. Just print it out and paste it on your picture and voila you're a tuxedo cat. Or you can get your own tuxedo (see the Tuxedo cat in the photo?!?!) or steal a tuxedo from a doggie and wear it.

I'm kind of nervous, though. Mom has discovered SpoiledRottenKitties.com. Not that I disapprove of being a spoiled rotten kitty. I like that! But look at these hats! She wants to get me one! I think I'm going to go hide with PinkDogg and Spot if Edsel will help out. I think I can be a gun moll from in hiding. I hope so if Mom tries to get me one of those hats!

Tuxedo Gun Moll?

2005-11-20T05:29:00.000-05:00

I almost forgot. I'm a member of the Tuxedo Gang now! Cool! Does this mean I can be a gun moll now? Mom says pretty ladies are always gun molls in gangs. What's a gun moll? I hope I'm pretty enough. I gotta go put my membership card on my blog now. I'm all excited.

2005-11-20T05:20:00.000-05:00

I think Mom worked too hard. She slept allllllllll day yesterday! She wasn't a whole lot of fun asleep, but she was a good nap place. Grandma was home, though, so she was fun. I helped her straighten out the cupboards under the counter and stuff. I like to help Grandma too! I was such a big help she got me some treats and gave them to me in the living room. Of course, after my treats I had to have a nap, so Grandma had to finish the rest of the cupboards by herself. Poor Grandma.

2005-11-18T13:04:00.000-05:00

I've been caught! I was innocently having a bath in the sun spot on the rug when Mom snuck up with the flashy thing.
At first I stopped my bath, and stretched out to wait for Mom to get over it. She always gets over it eventually. Mini even came over to see what Mom was up to.

But it didn't look like Mom was going to get over it very quickly. So I gave up and went back to my bath. I had to get that done before the sun spot moved!

2005-11-17T10:27:00.000-05:00

Mom said that it would be a BIG help if we felines contributed to the crunchies and catnip fund. I love to help! So I meowed to Sanjee and we decided to sell nip from our site. Pouches of nip like this one in the picture that we sent Oreo. He liked the nip so much that he's agreed to be our spokescat and let us show pictures of him with the nip!

If you visit our page before Thanksgiving Day and just let us know by email what you think of it, we'll send you a free sample as a present! Oh, that's if you live in the USA, cuz the mean old law says we can't ship it outside the US. But we'd love to hear what you think of our page whereever you live and we'll try to think up a special thing for our friends outside the US real fast! Oh, and Mom says you have to be polite when you email or no free sample. She said she knows all our friends that blog would be polite anyways, but that there's weird people who run around cyberspace who might not be so polite and expect us to give them a present even if they're mean. Seems like e-catnipsales are complicated! It'll be fun giving friends presents though. :)

2005-11-16T15:26:00.000-05:00

Mom's gonna be ok! That's what the human vet says. Mom got a bad case of sinus headache from the weather going weird, then it got all infected. Yuk! So we've been busy taking care of Mom and I didn't have time to blog. Mom said that me sitting on her and purring is very therapeutic. She said it's much nicer than the anti bio ticks pills the human vet gave her. I'm glad Mom's starting to feel better. :) It worries me when she feels bad. I have to go sit on her and purr some more. I'll post again soon!

2005-11-09T22:32:00.000-05:00

Grandma took a picture of me and Mom tonight!

2005-11-08T13:15:00.000-05:00

Gosh, Mom. That wasn't such a great time to go away! I wish you'd left us opposable thumbs. Grandma helped us go to Beau's birthday chat party though. :) I just wish we'd been able to give furry hugs to Mia and Ghost's family sooner when their Grammie passed away. It's good to send furry hugs to friends. I'm awful glad you're back now, though, Mom!

2005-10-31T18:37:00.000-05:00

Look! I think my Mom has been talking to Edsel's Mom! She got a Starbucks Bear in a Tuxedo Cat Costume today! And he's in my bed. Well I'll just nap on top of him if he stays there. It's good snuggle weather. I think Mom's caught the tuxie bug, though.

2005-10-31T11:39:00.000-05:00

Mini is being a devil for halloweenie. She wants lots of treats. hehehe

Happy Halloweenie from me and Mini!

2005-10-28T22:55:00.000-04:00

Mom had a little sticky person over the other day! She didn't look too sticky to me, but that's what Max calls those size people and it sounds kind of cute. This little sticky person's name is Elizabeth and she was smart. She only had to be told once which of us is me and which is Mini. She got it right off! Most big human beans can't figure that out until they've been told several times.

Since big beans need help, I asked Mom to help me make a picture that shows the difference between me and Mini. Mini has freckles. I have a smooch spot (thanks for the nice name for it Timmy!). My eyes are also rounder than Mini's, but that's hard to tell in these pictures. I'll have to get the photographer to get better pictures for that. But now maybe folks can tell me and Mini apart easier by looking at our faces.

2005-10-27T09:05:00.000-04:00

Mom's been hogging the puter. She said she needs to catch up on work and she said it wasn't something I could help with. So I hadn't been able to blog. But now I can! I found a neat site. It's called Sacred Paws. It's about healing for furries! Different kinds of healing like Reiki and stuff. My Mom does Reiki and so do I. Mom's a Master Reiki bean. I just do it. It's good to help furries and beans heal :) Sacred Paws has info on Reiki if you don't know what it's about yet. Mom did the tuning on me, but she said she thinks I was a natural. I don't know, but when I see a hurt animal or bean I just want to go touch them and make them feel better. I also say purrayers lots for hurty furries and beans. Oh, and scalies too, can't forget them!

2005-10-22T23:48:00.000-04:00

Mom didn't need any help working today. She didn't work!!! She took the entire day off. Good for Mom! So the only thing I worked on today was curling up with Mini and napping. And that's fun, not work. Mini's nice to curl up with, she's all warm and her fur is soft. And she doesn't even complain when my tail gets in her face by mistake. Nap day is a good day. :)

2005-10-21T20:21:00.000-04:00

Today I helped Mom with paperwork. See? I helped keep it from bothering her. She said I was a good good girl for that!

2005-10-20T13:09:00.000-04:00

I helped Mom out again! She was taking pictures of her jewelry and stuff to put on her website and I supervised the photo shoot. She said I was such a good supervisor she had to take a picture of me too.

Helping Mom

2005-10-18T16:33:00.000-04:00

Today I've been helping Mom in the office. First I cleared off the table for packing boxes. The picture of me up above here is when I was about halfway done.

Then I had to help fit the bubble wrap in the basket and check out the stuff she was sending out. Just to make sure it was all ok. Mom said I was a big help.

5 Things

2005-10-17T03:15:00.000-04:00

Mom was reading blogs and she saw this on Whippy Curly Tails where BBB did it (on 10/2/05 says Mom). So I thought I'd try it too. I hope I do it right. Mom wouldn't let me read it first.

5 Things

5 Things I plan to do before I die:
1) Nap lots
2) Eat a whole ice cream by myself
3) Go back outside for a visit to see what it's like now
4) Learn how to open the big cold food box thing
5) Sit on a human for two whole hours without them wiggling

5 Things I can do:
1) Eat from a spoon
2) Pat Grandma's or Mom's leg without claws to get attention
3) Hide real real quiet in my box of bubbly wrap so Mom can't find me
4) Break up Sanjee and Mini's spats
5) Make friends with most anycat

5 Things I cannot do:
1) Get Sanjee and Mini to like each other
2) Type without looking at the keys
3) Go through the cat door to Mom's room without banging on it with my paw 10 or 12 times at least
4) Figure out how to open the cans Mom keeps in the cabinet
5) Have kittens (Yay!)

5 Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) Food
2) More Food
3) Yet More Food
4) Still More Food
5) Even More Food

5 Things I say most often:
1) Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2) Mrrow?
3) Meep!
4) Purrrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrr
5) Mrrow!

5 Celebrity crushes:
1) Timothy Dickens - We look like twins!
2) Edsel/The Pooch
3) Oreo
4) Max
5) Beau

My Box

2005-10-16T14:07:00.000-04:00

I liked seeing Timmy's Bensi box and Mattingly's playroom box. I have a box too. It's in my Mom's office and she lets me play in it when I'm done helping her out. I have nice comfy bubbly stuff in my box and I like to curl up under it sometimes and nap. Other times I like to play with it and drag it out of the box. Mom got a picture of me in my box here. She woke me up to take the picture. I hope you like it since I had to get woke up for it.

Hi!

2005-10-11T14:24:00.000-04:00

My name's Boni Maroni. My Grandma named me from that old song about Boni Maroni. When Grandma and Momma rescued me I was skinny like the Boni in that song. But I'm not skinny any more. I'm all fat and glossy like my sisters, Sanjee and Mini. Sanjee's had lots of fun doing her blog. So I thought I'd try one too. I hope it's fun.